April 30, 2008
“ Hi - just wanted to apologize about the ride in from Brooklyn last nite around 11:30 - i had uncontrolable flatulence and just couldnt help myself, it was pretty audible and bad (i’m on a broccoli cleanse) - it wasnt on purpose, so to the pretty girl that was sitting next to me please dont frown upon it. After you got up i saw you looking at me and i smiled - dont know if you were interested or offended - but maybe if you see this we can get together - i should say i tend to be pretty gassy in general so if thats an issue we probably wont click but then again why would i want to be with someone so superficial. Anyway, hope you see this :)
Craigstlist post entitled “Gassy on the L train” or in other words, “I fart a lot. lets boink”