April 30, 2008

looooccooommiiiaaa!

..you knew i had to put this on here. 

“ Hi - just wanted to apologize about the ride in from Brooklyn last nite around 11:30 - i had uncontrolable flatulence and just couldnt help myself, it was pretty audible and bad (i’m on a broccoli cleanse) - it wasnt on purpose, so to the pretty girl that was sitting next to me please dont frown upon it. After you got up i saw you looking at me and i smiled - dont know if you were interested or offended - but maybe if you see this we can get together - i should say i tend to be pretty gassy in general so if thats an issue we probably wont click but then again why would i want to be with someone so superficial. Anyway, hope you see this :)
Craigstlist post entitled “Gassy on the L train” or in other words, “I fart a lot. lets boink”
April 28, 2008
the giant anteater may not have a dazzling intellect, but when you’re an anteater you don’t really need it. 
the giant anteater may not have a dazzling intellect, but when you’re an anteater you don’t really need it. 
April 26, 2008
maybe i do.
April 6, 2008
“ I don’t understand. When its a human, its abortion. when its a chicken - its an omelet.
Pedestrian 

Igor - on cheesy bread.

  • Igor: you know they dont make cheesy bread anymore!?
  • Me: what do they eat instead?!
  • Igor: I dont know. Babies!!
March 31, 2008
“ You can never wipe the shame of balls off your face.
Ever.
JJRC
March 25, 2008

Light Source

this is the time of year when we all start talking about the time. and the light. and how its light out later. horrah. thats right. it is. congratulations, sunlight, for being the only thing that makes me smile. that, and slutz.

 -Lu 

March 23, 2008
HAHAH