2008

Sep

Aug

can i get yo numbaaA?

just play with his balls.

whoops. dropped my contact.

its not funnY!!!

Jul

Jun

juan- on alli: like all of a sudden I’m in a meeting and I have to excuse myself to scoop the...

Id rather see your titties.

May

“Man hes my type!! Makes me wish I was 12 again!” -Old crazy lady in pomme frittes.

test your might.

bitch aint even cold in that poncho.

on career choices...

me: i should run a sperm bank.
JJ: you should. you can call it Happy Endings cause New Beginnings.

“$700 Mini Studio (Rego Park) All utilities included. Female...”
— JJRC

“oh no! I was expecting a man - not this gigantic fetus!”
— JJRC - about online dates gone...

This kid is great...

little. yellow. different.

what is the world coming to? i feel like i complain about this everyday!

looooccooommiiiaaa! ..you knew i had to put this on here.

Apr

“Hi - just wanted to apologize about the ride in from...”
— Craigstlist post entitled...

the giant anteater may not have a dazzling intellect, but...

“I don’t understand. When its a human, its abortion....”
— Pedestrian

Igor - on cheesy bread.

Igor: you know they dont make cheesy bread anymore!?
Me: what do they eat instead?!
Igor: I dont know. Babies!!

“You can never wipe the shame of balls off your face. Ever.”
— JJRC

Mar

Light Source

this is the time of year when we all start talking about the time. and the light. and how its light...

“man i hate hanging out with that guy. id rather walk around...”
— JJRC

like a mentos in diet pepsi.

“If youre rakin leaves and it gets all over your driveway,...”
— Dr Steve Brule

i think im in love… there are a few things i gotta do. and im gonna do em. (moose)

what happens when me n SJ go to starbucks…

one old lady in a fur coat in the subway station to the other old lady: “im so happy the...

AHHHHHHH (thanks G- Ju so pretty!)

The top in class G-Chat quotes this...

1. “Its a manpurse… for his manpons” 2. I had a dream that kanye west sent me on...

Feb

take that, igor.

um. what?! …beaver.

its your birthday!

i need to go here.

A fine Upper East Side Establishment shows its true colors....

juan: didnt they cure polly-o disease? me: no thats cheese. do you mean polio? juan: yeah. they...

On flirting..

me: PS: i flirt shamelessly.
Juan: I flirt with customer service people. its a hobby of mine.
me: god i flirt with everyone. its a hobby of mine.
juan: hahaha. Im worst with the waitresses.
me: im worst with strippers.

the RC world will never be the same!

me: juan stop counting your tampons. juan: i have 29 tampons. me: are they super or regular? ...

yeah. this is my party music.

according to urban dictionary: spiderman that ho: When one ejaculates onto his hand, then in a...

life is like an 87 year old woman. its disgusting. and what the hell are those blue veiny things?

sorry dude, i dont speak zebra.

Jon Lajoie’s Top 5 reasons to make a phone call: #5-to break up with your girlfriend or...

Jan

this types of shit happens everyday…. courtesy of my roommate.

a girls cure for depression.

prohibit 2: the prohibit strikes back!

the prohibit begins!

crank that soulja boy!

why you got a mirrored chair? you can see my ass much better there… to kiss it.

me on a friday night…

me on a saturday night. especially nearing the dreaded 14th. i know its long.

is it just me, or do all orange faced old men get this...

Oh no! unacceptable.

this is clinically relevant people! … mine is a 2.

should we be paying more or less for menstruating prostitutes?

Burger Bitch.. Burger Hoes!

welcome to my meese-hunting adventures! … more to...