2008
Sep
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e=MC vagina
Sep 10th
Aug
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Aug 24th
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can i get yo numbaaA?
Aug 23rd
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just play with his balls.
Aug 19th
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whoops. dropped my contact.
Aug 7th
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its not funnY!!!
Aug 7th
Jul
Seafood watch.
Jul 28th
Jun
juan- on alli: like all of a sudden I’m in a meeting and I have to excuse myself to scoop the...
Jun 16th
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Id rather see your titties.
Jun 5th
Jun 5th
May
“Man hes my type!! Makes me wish I was 12 again!” -Old crazy lady in pomme frittes.
May 23rd
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test your might.
May 21st
bitch aint even cold in that poncho.
May 21st
hahaha.
May 15th
on career choices...
me:
i should run a sperm bank.
JJ:
you should. you can call it Happy Endings cause New Beginnings.
May 12th
$700 Mini Studio (Rego Park) All utilities included. Female...
— JJRC
May 10th
oh no! I was expecting a man - not this gigantic fetus!
— JJRC - about online dates gone...
May 10th
This kid is great...
May 10th
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little. yellow. different.
May 6th
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what is the world coming to? i feel like i complain about this everyday!
May 1st
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looooccooommiiiaaa! ..you knew i had to put this on here.
May 1st
Apr
Hi - just wanted to apologize about the ride in from...
— Craigstlist post entitled...
Apr 30th
the giant anteater may not have a dazzling intellect, but...
Apr 28th
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maybe i do.
Apr 26th
I don’t understand. When its a human, its abortion....
— Pedestrian
Apr 6th
Igor - on cheesy bread.
Igor:
you know they dont make cheesy bread anymore!?
Me:
what do they eat instead?!
Igor:
I dont know. Babies!!
Apr 6th
Apr 1st
You can never wipe the shame of balls off your face. Ever.
— JJRC
Apr 1st
Mar
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this is the time of year when we all start talking about the time. and the light. and how its light...
Mar 25th
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HAHAH
Mar 23rd
man i hate hanging out with that guy. id rather walk around...
— JJRC
Mar 22nd
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like a mentos in diet pepsi.
Mar 21st
If youre rakin leaves and it gets all over your driveway,...
— Dr Steve Brule
Mar 21st
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i think im in love… there are a few things i gotta do. and im gonna do em. (moose)
Mar 20th
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Mar 19th
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ahh ghost!
Mar 19th
Lucky Charmz
Mar 15th
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hmm.
Mar 13th
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what happens when me n SJ go to starbucks…
Mar 11th
one old lady in a fur coat in the subway station to the other old lady: “im so happy the...
Mar 10th
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AHHHHHHH (thanks G- Ju so pretty!)
Mar 8th
The top in class G-Chat quotes this...
1. “Its a manpurse… for his manpons” 2. I had a dream that kanye west sent me on...
Mar 6th
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throwback!
Mar 4th
Feb
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take that, igor.
Feb 29th
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Feb 26th
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hahaha
Feb 26th
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um. what?! …beaver.
Feb 23rd
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its your birthday!
Feb 23rd
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i need to go here.
Feb 21st
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i need a car.
Feb 21st
A fine Upper East Side Establishment shows its true colors....
Feb 19th
juan: didnt they cure polly-o disease? me: no thats cheese. do you mean polio? juan: yeah. they...
Feb 15th
On flirting..
me:
PS: i flirt shamelessly.
Juan:
I flirt with customer service people. its a hobby of mine.
me:
god i flirt with everyone. its a hobby of mine.
juan:
hahaha. Im worst with the waitresses.
me:
im worst with strippers.
Feb 13th
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the RC world will never be the same!
Feb 13th
me: juan stop counting your tampons. juan: i have 29 tampons. me: are they super or regular? ...
Feb 11th
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yeah. this is my party music.
Feb 8th
a turkey.
Feb 7th
according to urban dictionary: spiderman that ho: When one ejaculates onto his hand, then in a...
Feb 7th
life is like an 87 year old woman. its disgusting. and what the hell are those blue veiny things?
Feb 6th
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sorry dude, i dont speak zebra.
Feb 6th
Jon Lajoie’s Top 5 reasons to make a phone call: #5-to break up with your girlfriend or...
Feb 6th
Jan
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this types of shit happens everyday…. courtesy of my roommate.
Jan 31st
Cougahs!
Jan 30th
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a girls cure for depression.
Jan 29th
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hahahahaha.
Jan 27th
prohibit 2: the prohibit strikes back!
Jan 26th
the prohibit begins!
Jan 26th
crank that soulja boy!
Jan 26th
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why you got a mirrored chair? you can see my ass much better there… to kiss it.
Jan 25th
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me on a friday night…
Jan 25th
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me on a saturday night. especially nearing the dreaded 14th. i know its long.
Jan 25th
i cant wait!
Jan 24th
AHHHHH!!
Jan 24th
is it just me, or do all orange faced old men get this...
Jan 23rd
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its a 7!
Jan 23rd
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splat.
Jan 23rd
Oh no! unacceptable.
Jan 23rd
this is clinically relevant people! … mine is a 2.
Jan 23rd
dont we all!?
Jan 23rd
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should we be paying more or less for menstruating prostitutes?
Jan 23rd
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Ewwww gross!
Jan 23rd
Burger Bitch.. Burger Hoes!
Jan 22nd
welcome to my meese-hunting adventures! … more to...
Jan 22nd