April 2009
1 post
March 2009
1 post
December 2008
1 post
November 2008
6 posts
the bushes →
perform an old school hand gesture.
a little pick me up →
October 2008
1 post
September 2008
1 post
August 2008
5 posts
Watchjust play with his balls.
July 2008
1 post
Seafood watch. →
June 2008
3 posts
juan- on alli: like all of a sudden I’m in a meeting and I have to excuse myself to scoop the turds out of my jeans
May 2008
10 posts
“Man hes my type!! Makes me wish I was 12 again!”
-Old crazy lady in pomme frittes.
on career choices...
me: i should run a sperm bank.
JJ: you should. you can call it Happy Endings cause New Beginnings.
“$700 Mini Studio (Rego Park) All utilities included.
Female flight attendants...”
– JJRC
“oh no! I was expecting a man - not this gigantic fetus!”
– JJRC - about online dates gone wrong!
This kid is great... →
They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
April 2008
6 posts
“Hi - just wanted to apologize about the ride in from Brooklyn last nite around...”
– Craigstlist post entitled “Gassy on the L train” or in other words, “I fart a lot. lets boink”
“I don’t understand. When its a human, its abortion. when its a chicken -...”
– Pedestrian
Igor - on cheesy bread.
Igor: you know they dont make cheesy bread anymore!?
Me: what do they eat instead?!
Igor: I dont know. Babies!!
“You can never wipe the shame of balls off your face.
Ever.”
– JJRC
March 2008
17 posts
Light Source
this is the time of year when we all start talking about the time. and the light. and how its light out later. horrah. thats right. it is. congratulations, sunlight, for being the only thing that makes me smile. that, and slutz. -Lu
“man i hate hanging out with that guy. id rather walk around with a dead puppy...”
– JJRC
“If youre rakin leaves and it gets all over your driveway, just hose it off!...”
– Dr Steve Brule
Watchi think im in love… there are a few things i gotta do. and im gonna do em. (moose)
Watch
Lucky Charmz →
one old lady in a fur coat in the subway station to the other old lady: “im so happy the liquor store is open on sundays”