June 16, 2008
juan- on alli: like all of a sudden I’m in a meeting and I have to excuse myself to scoop the turds out of my jeans
June 5, 2008
Id rather see your titties. 
May 23, 2008
“Man hes my type!! Makes me wish I was 12 again!”
-Old crazy lady in pomme frittes.
May 21, 2008
test your might.
bitch aint even cold in that poncho.
bitch aint even cold in that poncho.
May 14, 2008
hahaha.
hahaha.
May 12, 2008

on career choices...

  • me: i should run a sperm bank.
  • JJ: you should. you can call it Happy Endings cause New Beginnings.
May 10, 2008
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$700 Mini Studio (Rego Park) All utilities included.
Female flight attendants preffered.


sounds like a recipe for rape
JJRC
“ oh no! I was expecting a man - not this gigantic fetus!
JJRC - about online dates gone wrong!